Really Smooth Homoeroticism

September 28th, 2009

Lest we forget the single source of smooth music that defined our manhood in the 80′s. Tom Cruise sets an example for all of us to follow: playing beach volleyball in jeans is really smooth and not at all homoerotic. Did anyone else notice the serious net violation by Maverick?

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Easy Rock or Smooth Music?

September 28th, 2009

Is it true? Has this wolf pack of one now come in a CD collection of 4 discs? What are you waiting for? Get on that horn! My only disappointment is that the collection doesn’t come with a sailboat.

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Seriously. These sweeping synths will tear your heart apart. If there were a smooth music super hero duo, I think Jimmy Stokley could play Robin to Steve Perry’s Batman.

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Player’s quintessentially smooth #1 hit “Baby Come Back” will change you, if it hasn’t already. Any kind of fool can see. And guess what? I bet you never knew that Ronn Moss, the bass player, has been appearing in “The Bold and the Beautiful” as Ridge Forrester since 1987. No wonder that soap is so smooth…

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Marc Jordan – Marina Del Rey

February 1st, 2009

Some delicious Canadian smoothness from Marc Jordan to wind up your Saturday Night. Someone described this as being the poor Canadian’s answer to Jimmy Buffet’s “Margaritaville”, which is totally unbelievable… the guy is a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador, how smooth is that?

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For those of you that haven’t heard – Journey has found a replacement singer on Youtube, Arnel Pineda to start touring with them. Read more about it here.

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I know it’s a little late for the holidays, but these kids (The Pitchpipes) do the season some smooth justice with a Toto inspired 12 Days of Christmas. Make sure you wait till 2:40 – Gold!

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We’re coming back from the dead.. And to kick it off, Journey blows the minds of small town girls everywhere. Plus, in case you weren’t aware, this song was the background music for the 1982 Atari video game Journey Escape!

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BFF Loggins and Nicks

December 3rd, 2008

Deliciously smooth “Whenever I Call You Friend” by one and only Kenny Loggins and the Queen of the Fleet Stevie Nicks. Oh. My. God.

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Moonlight Desires in My Pants

December 3rd, 2008

Look at those pyramids! They bespeak of centuries of smooth music. People often discount the 80′s but in an era of pastel colours, big hair and melodic melodies, one can only attest to the extreme smoothness of its culture and gift to us, the next generation. If NKOTB can make a comeback, why can’t Gowan?

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