What are you going to do Sara… smile?
August 9th, 2006
“Shut the fuck up. All of you, shut the fuck up. Hall and I will not stand idly by as you California vagina sailors stab the American airwaves in the balls with your shit.. music. “
- Yacht Rock, Episode 1
So get this.. true story: Daryl Hall and John Oates met in 1967 while at a band competition with their own bands (the Temptones, and the Masters) “when gunfire rang out between two rival gangs, and in trying to escape, they ran to the same service elevator.” Three years later they signed to Atlantic! HOW FUCKING SMOOTH IS THAT?!
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Stevie Nicks Makes Me Wet With Smooth
August 2nd, 2006
I Keep Forgettin’ How Smooth You Are
July 31st, 2006
Michael is so beautiful. Smooth and glossy. I love this man!
Just another day in smooth paradise
July 28th, 2006
Bertie Higgins knows all the right things to say, and just look at him smoke. Smooth mother fucker…
Thanks to Carrie for sending this in
Little River Band
July 27th, 2006
Glenn Shorrock & company display a disappointing lack of hair; could be the hot Sydney weather. The interplay between band members is red-hot. Man, these guys are tight.
Michael McDonald’s Wife!
July 27th, 2006
She’s just as smooth as you’d expect.
Him Him Him, our marina can’t do without this hymn!
July 26th, 2006
Him being Rupert Holmes! Tinted glasses, check, afro’d bassist, check, smooth keys, check, beards, check, smoking jacket, check. Gentle grooves?,… fucking check!
For Koko and Geoff
July 26th, 2006
Some smooth groover did a video for Koko. RIP Koko. I hope the gentle grooves of the afterlife lap at your shores.
This is also for you Geoff. Sorry I missed your marina party! Not smooth of me.
“The Sea, a yacht, sailing, floating away into smooth grooves”
Intermission: The Joy of Painting
July 26th, 2006
It’s random smoothness appreciation time, and this time Bob Ross get’s the plug. How do you get any smoother than this? And since his hair is more than twice the size of normal hair, AND he has a beard, this should be musical enough..

