“Shut the fuck up. All of you, shut the fuck up. Hall and I will not stand idly by as you California vagina sailors stab the American airwaves in the balls with your shit.. music. “
- Yacht Rock, Episode 1

So get this.. true story: Daryl Hall and John Oates met in 1967 while at a band competition with their own bands (the Temptones, and the Masters) “when gunfire rang out between two rival gangs, and in trying to escape, they ran to the same service elevator.” Three years later they signed to Atlantic! HOW FUCKING SMOOTH IS THAT?!

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Its not fully yacht rock but still really smooth

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Michael is so beautiful. Smooth and glossy. I love this man!

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Bertie Higgins knows all the right things to say, and just look at him smoke. Smooth mother fucker…

Thanks to Carrie for sending this in

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Little River Band

July 27th, 2006

Glenn Shorrock & company display a disappointing lack of hair; could be the hot Sydney weather. The interplay between band members is red-hot. Man, these guys are tight.

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Michael McDonald’s Wife!

July 27th, 2006

She’s just as smooth as you’d expect.

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Him being Rupert Holmes! Tinted glasses, check, afro’d bassist, check, smooth keys, check, beards, check, smoking jacket, check. Gentle grooves?,… fucking check!

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For Koko and Geoff

July 26th, 2006

Some smooth groover did a video for Koko. RIP Koko. I hope the gentle grooves of the afterlife lap at your shores.

This is also for you Geoff. Sorry I missed your marina party! Not smooth of me.

“The Sea, a yacht, sailing, floating away into smooth grooves”

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It’s random smoothness appreciation time, and this time Bob Ross get’s the plug. How do you get any smoother than this? And since his hair is more than twice the size of normal hair, AND he has a beard, this should be musical enough..

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Styx and Stones bitches…

July 26th, 2006

Styx and Stones may break your bones but smoothness pleases the ladies

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